My laziness may finally be beating out my need for comfort. I have grown weary of sandals that have so many staps on them that you'd might as well be wearing shoes. There are times that I would prefer not to wear shoes or strap-riddled sandals, but have hesitated in getting flip flops due to my severe dislike of having something between my toes. In the past I have almost wrecked my car frantically trying to take my shoe off when a misguided sock worked its way between two toes.
But I finally broke down and got a pair, telling myself that if I just can't stand it I'm only out $4. Resolute, I headed for Alton Baker Park. Being in a masochistic mood, I chose a sawdust path that would take me on a 2 mile loop. Gritting my teeth, I walked/limped my way around, to discover that half a mile of it was also gravel. Trying to keep my mind off the current situation, I tried to focus on anything else. Wow, that tree is very, uh, leafy. That duck's really floating well. The sun's sure yellow today. I figured that if I can make it around this loop, I can do just about anything in these abominable devices. I made it around the loop, took them off, and threw them in the car none too gently. Sorry, Car!
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Ok Robbie.....this blog made me laugh out loud (yes I spelled it out this time) SO many times! You are such a crack up! At least you don't have grose feet. So if you ever get used to wearing flip flops at least you have that going for you. :) But I do have to agree with you, even though I wear flip flops a lot, having to walk in them for a very long time, is definitely NOT comfortable. But you describing that was freakin hilarious!
ReplyDeleteJust remember to pick up your feet..I've tripped soooooo many times being lazy. it. happens.
ReplyDeleteum, wait, robbie the hater of feet because they are gross, has a whole post about them, with a photo. i give up, the world really is coming to an end.
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